here I prove that I’m smarter than the average bear

Când mă plictisesc foarte rău fac niste browsing la întamplare. Câteodată ajung pe alte bloguri, deşi nu cunosc pe nimeni şi nu citesc asa ceva in mod obişnuit (în afara de blogul lui Gaiman – hi Neil!). De obicei găsesc multă vorbăraie sau oameni care se plâng de RATB şi sistemul bancar. Dar sunt şi nişte lucruri interesante.

De exemplu, joculeţul ăsta:

Regulile de aur si nisip:
1. Ia cartea care este cea mai aproape de tine. (ok)
2. Deschide-o la pagina 123. (bine)
3. Găseste a 5-a propozitie/frază. (aha)
4. Postează pe blog textul următoarelor 4 propozitii/fraze cu aceste instructiuni. (yes, maaaster)
5. Nu îndrazni sa scotocesti prin rafturi după cartea aceea foarte deosebită sau “intelectuală”. (oricum toate cartile mele sunt ori despre gradinarit, ori jurnalul unei prostituate de lux)
6. Da leapsa mai departe la alti 6 prieteni.” (nu vreau)

Ok, here it goes:
Cartea se numeşte “Propedeutică logico-semantică” şi e scrisă de Ernst Tugendhat şi Ursula Wolf. Nici măcar nu glumesc.

“Concepţia după care numele proprii sunt legate de descripţii este susţinută şi de Russell. Bunăoară, în propoziţia predicativă singulară <<Walter Scott este om>>, numele <<Scott>> nu este, după părerea lui Russell, un nume veritabil, ci o descripţie camuflată, de exemplu <<autorul lui Waverley>>. Spre deosebire însă de Frege, Russell e de părere că o astfel de desemnare nu este un termen singular decât în sens gramatical, nu şi prin funcţia ei semantică. Russell porneşte aici de la cazul numelor sau descripţiilor vide, de exemplu <<actualul rege al Franţei>>, care nu desemnează nici un obiect real.”

Deja mă simt mai deştept. Sunt sigur că şi voi vă simţiţi la fel (cum vă simţeaţi când aţi deschis din greşeală pagina asta).

DISCLAIMER: deşi am o cunoaştere zen (infinită şi nelimitată) asupra subiectului propedeuticii logico-semantice (şi statisticilor de cricket), refuz să răspund la orice întrebare legată de subiect, ba chiar vă voi găsi şi distruge dacă deschideţi subiectul. Adresaţi-vă nelămurile legate de concepţia lui Russell despre propoziţiile de existenţă altcuiva, sau o să vă omor de la distanţă folosindu-mi doar puterea minţii.

Ca să încheiem într-o notă mai veselă:
Un profesor japonez a fost arestat după ce a ameninţat un grup de elevi cu un cuţit, forţându-i să se dezbrace şi furându-le lenjeria intimă.

Cristi

look out, world

lol…these tests crack me up sometimes

Mysterious – 67%
   
Passion – 67%
   
Eyes full of Pain – 58%
   
Diamond Eyes – 25%
   

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

yes, it’s another one of those tests

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery – when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

itsa quiz

Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)

James T. Kirk (Captain)
50%
Will Riker
50%
Jean-Luc Picard
50%
Mr. Scott
45%
Worf
45%
Chekov
40%
Spock
37%
Deanna Troi
35%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
35%
Mr. Sulu
35%
Geordi LaForge
30%
Uhura
25%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
25%
Data
24%
Beverly Crusher
20%
You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.


Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

eram convins ca asta o sa-mi iasa.

Book Quiz

This shit’s funny. Coincidence? Maybe…


You’re Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you’ve loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

rocking the fuck out

Am facut niste teste pe net azi.

Finu, despre care nu m-am indoit niciodata ca are rock’n roll adevarat in suflet, a obtinut ceva in genul:


You Are an Indie Rocker!


You are in it for the love of the music…
And you couldn’t care less about being signed by a big label.

You’re all about loving and supporting music – not commercial success.

You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Cat despre mine:


You Are a Freedom Rocker!


You’re stuck in the 70s – for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupiesYour kind showed the world how to rock

Is that freedom rock?… Well turn it up man!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Deci daca ne-am face o formatie ar fi THE BEST THING EVER.
Stai, am facut asta deja.
Hmm…

Teh ultimate test

Which Depeche Mode song are you?


Enjoy The Silence–Calm and peaceful, you understand just how beautiful silence can be when you’re with your loved one..
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oh, this too

Which Member of Depeche Mode are you?


You’re Dave Gahan, you sexy thing, you!
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State of the obvious

Plictiseala mare pe internet…noroc cu site-urile inutile..spre exemplu, cu teste.

1. Cica ce suflet ai in functie de preferintele mobiliare.


What Your Soul Really Looks Like


You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It’s easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds.You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

2. i’m fucking drunk again


You Are Guinness


You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all – especially about subjects you don’t know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

What’s Your Beer Personality?


You Are Whiskey


You’re a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you – even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

3. I wanna be a DJ


Your Career Type: Artistic


You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.
You would make an excellent:Actor – Art Teacher – Book Editor
Clothes Designer – Comedian – Composer
Dancer – DJ – Graphic Designer
Illustrator – Musician – Sculptor
The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

What’s Your Ideal Career?

4. Slabutz…


You are 73% Taurus

How Taurus Are You?

5. Si ptr cunoscatori…


You Belong in Dublin


Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You’re the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl… or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

What European City Do You Belong In?

Teste de pe net

Acum destul de putina vreme, m-am apucat sa fac tot felul de teste mai mult sau mai putin semnificative, sa mai omor timpul pe net. Rezultatele le puteti citi si voi in continuare:

Poate cel mai interesant test de genu asta il gasiti pe Similarminds. Sincer sa fiu, nu am de gand sa fac iar testul ala, astfel ca o sa pun doar poza rezultatelor.

Test

Cica de pe ce planeta sunt…se pare ca nu de pe asta..

You Are From Neptune

You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability. You love music, literature, dance and (most of all) the open sea. Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion. You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone. If you don’t get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.

If i was a tree…

You Are A Walnut Tree
You are strange and full of contrasts… the oddball of your group.
You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition.
Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous.
You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected.
A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships.

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope?

More silly tests like these to come…